8 Ways to Make Thanksgiving Dinner Better
Thanksgiving Dinner with Family: A special time filled with stress, relatives coming out of the closet and people saying things whil drunk they will regret later. And Turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberries and corn (mezo). What could be better?
Well, try these 8 suggestions to make Thanksgiving Dinner Better and see if they help.
8. Reenact the Harsh Winter of 1620. Remember - 46 Puritans Died!
7. Reenact the Trail of Tears: Leave your Children on Your Neighbor's Doorstep
6. Screw Trytophan, Put Ambien in the Stuffing
5. Go Around the Table and Have Everyone Say What Relative They are Thankful Didn't Show Up
4. Come up with a catchy Native name for yourself, like "Sits on Ass all Day and Watches Stupid Internet Videos/Porn"
3. Play Thanksgiving Dinner Buzzword Bingo - You Win When Terrible Things Happen!
2. Go to Indian Reservation Casinos and Give Back
1. Replace Turkey with Wild Turkey
Well, try these 8 suggestions to make Thanksgiving Dinner Better and see if they help.
8. Reenact the Harsh Winter of 1620. Remember - 46 Puritans Died!
7. Reenact the Trail of Tears: Leave your Children on Your Neighbor's Doorstep
6. Screw Trytophan, Put Ambien in the Stuffing
5. Go Around the Table and Have Everyone Say What Relative They are Thankful Didn't Show Up
4. Come up with a catchy Native name for yourself, like "Sits on Ass all Day and Watches Stupid Internet Videos/Porn"
3. Play Thanksgiving Dinner Buzzword Bingo - You Win When Terrible Things Happen!
2. Go to Indian Reservation Casinos and Give Back
1. Replace Turkey with Wild Turkey
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4 Comments:
Your site is for negative people only.
its mostly sarcasm - take it how you will.
this is the stupidest thing EVER!
it's about time..
holidays = just an excuse for capitolist pigs to sell you crap you would not normaly buy - and socilize with preople you would normaly tell to go get fu**ed
BOYCOT ALL HOLLIDAYS and the idiot beurocrats who think they are good ideas
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