Brittney Spears and the Beatles Have Something in Common:
They're both instruments of Satan, designed to spread evil throughout the world.
At least that's what I learned by watching a 25 minute promo "Rockumentary" on the site on the Official Site of Fight the Good Fight Ministries (side note: is there an unofficial site I should be staying away from?). I found the site doing my monthly Google search of misspellings of Britney Spears' name (It's an SEM thing; don't ask)
Turns out all rock n' roll artists (and rap and crappy pop ones too) actually made a pact with the devil in which they sold their souls in return for musical talent, or in Spears' case, slutiness. There are now required to spread Satan's message through music and interviews.
Among Satan's willing messengers:
Robert Johnson - The first to sell his soul
The Beatles & The Rolling Stones - They did not, as is believed, have a rivalry, but were in fact united in worship of Lucifer
Snoop Dogg loves Beelzebizzle, and sold his soul for wealth, which is respected in the hip-hop community
Madonna kissed Spears and Christina to promote homosexuality and to undo God's plan for the family
The lists goes on. Ooh--and it includes Creed! Haven't I been saying that they are Christ-doubting devil worshippers doomed to hellfire? Or something like that?
Of course, it's not just musicians. Hollywood has its fair share of devil worshippers, like Steven Spielberg and Sandra Bullock. Oprah too, but I knew that.
My favorite quote: "As soon as Marilyn Manson spends his first moments in the torment of Hell, he will realize he made a big mistake." Can't argue with that.
The 4-hour Rockumentary costs $29.95 -- and the 3-hour version is only $14.95. Can someone please buy it for me?
At least that's what I learned by watching a 25 minute promo "Rockumentary" on the site on the Official Site of Fight the Good Fight Ministries (side note: is there an unofficial site I should be staying away from?). I found the site doing my monthly Google search of misspellings of Britney Spears' name (It's an SEM thing; don't ask)
Turns out all rock n' roll artists (and rap and crappy pop ones too) actually made a pact with the devil in which they sold their souls in return for musical talent, or in Spears' case, slutiness. There are now required to spread Satan's message through music and interviews.
Among Satan's willing messengers:
Robert Johnson - The first to sell his soul
The Beatles & The Rolling Stones - They did not, as is believed, have a rivalry, but were in fact united in worship of Lucifer
Snoop Dogg loves Beelzebizzle, and sold his soul for wealth, which is respected in the hip-hop community
Madonna kissed Spears and Christina to promote homosexuality and to undo God's plan for the family
The lists goes on. Ooh--and it includes Creed! Haven't I been saying that they are Christ-doubting devil worshippers doomed to hellfire? Or something like that?
Of course, it's not just musicians. Hollywood has its fair share of devil worshippers, like Steven Spielberg and Sandra Bullock. Oprah too, but I knew that.
My favorite quote: "As soon as Marilyn Manson spends his first moments in the torment of Hell, he will realize he made a big mistake." Can't argue with that.
The 4-hour Rockumentary costs $29.95 -- and the 3-hour version is only $14.95. Can someone please buy it for me?
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2 Comments:
Are you freaking kidding me? You must have been one of those really untalented kids who is not really good at anything to take out your misguided thoughts on very talented muscisians. So tell me are you kidding or just stupid?
I'm kidding.
I'm using a humor device called sarcasm, in which I say the opposite of what I mean for comedic effect. I'm making fun of the right wing site in question; I don't believe that these musicians are satan's spawn. In fact, I think that goodfight.org is ridiculous for even entertaining the idea.
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